I’m posting this here so I won’t forget it.
Blend all ingredents except the pretzels. Place the pretzel pieces in a large bowl. Pour in the ranch mixture and shake the bowl up to throughly coat the pretzels.
Dump the prezel mixture into a large roasting pan spreading the pretzels out into a single layer.
Place in a 350 degree oven for 15 minutes stirring every 5 minutes.